7 Dirty Smurfs that Never Made the Show
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I grew up watching the Smurfs, but I was always fairly sure that there were other smurfs that they did not let on the show. The following is my list of smurfs that did not make the cut.
Crack Head Smurf
This unfortunate Smurf hit some hard times after his wife and kids left […]
50 Sure-Fire Ways to Lose Your Job
1. Not Go
2. When addressing males, start each sentence with, “Listen here jerky…”
3. When addressing females, start each sentence with, “Listen here sweet tits… ”
4. Drop a deuce in the middle of your office
5. Bring your porn magazine collection to read on break
6. During lunch hour, stand outside your […]
Top 5 reasons why Shazam would be an awesome lawyer
While watching Judge Joe Brown recently, I learned of the law offices of Shazam Kianpour & Associates. I don’t know about you, but if I ever get in trouble, I want Shazam on my side. Although I did not know that Shazam gave up crime fighting in comic books to be a defense attorney, I […]
Top 10 Signs that you picked the wrong flight
I am now officially on vacation in San Diego. Woohoo! To get here from lovely Fargo, ND I, of coarse had to fly in an airplane. No matter how many times I have done it, I never get used to flying. Here is the top 10 signs that you picked the wrong flight.
10. Your Stewardess […]
