Top 50 ‘Top 10′ Humor Lists of All Time
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50 Sure-Fire Ways to Lose Your Job
1. Not Go
2. When addressing males, start each sentence with, “Listen here jerky…”
3. When addressing females, start each sentence with, “Listen here sweet tits… ”
4. Drop a deuce in the middle of your office
5. Bring your porn magazine collection to read on break
6. During lunch hour, stand outside your […]
5 Activities to Avoid While Wearing Speedos Made Out Of Beef Jerky
Today, I discovered an individual that was selling Beef Jerky speedos, otherwise known as Brief Jerky.
I guess I really have a very tough time with the concept of wearing meat as underwear, but I guess everybody has different clothing tastes. If you decide to order these $139.00 underwear, I have compromised a list of activities […]
3 Pieces of Bling that you should not live without
I recently asked Wez at askwez.com what I needed to do to gain street cred without going to jail. He offered many great tips, but I think my best plan of attack is to increase my street cred one step at a time. I decided that the greatest benefit with the least cost would be […]
World hunger, 2girls1cup & David Hasselhoff
Google trends show that ‘world hunger’ is searched less than ‘2girls1cup’ and ‘David Hasselhoff”. I must admit that this is the first time I searched for World Hunger.
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Student submits 2girls1cup film review…. kudos
I was sent this gem today and have to share it with the rest of the world. It appears that a student submitted a film review of 2girls1cup in a college class. Surprisingly, the professor gave the paper 0%. C’mon…. he AT LEAST deserves 5-10% for the chutzpah. The papers text displayed on www.funnyexamanswers.com is:
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October […]
Itemized bill for a $4200 hooker
Keeping in the spirit of hookers and Elliot Spitzer, I would like to share what I would imagine the itemized bill for his visit would look like:
$50 – Prorated charge for sex based on the standard $10/min
$2000 – Place testicles in mouth and hum the Star Spangled Banner with finger in ass
$425 – Swallow and […]
Allegations that Spitzer not a value hooker shopper
New York Governor Elliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4200 for a hooker. I may be crazy, but I think he paid far too much. He obviously was not paying for privacy and might as well have purchased a $20 hooker. Heck, why not save your money and follow Larry Craig’s lead by hanging out at the […]
Top 5 reasons why Shazam would be an awesome lawyer
While watching Judge Joe Brown recently, I learned of the law offices of Shazam Kianpour & Associates. I don’t know about you, but if I ever get in trouble, I want Shazam on my side. Although I did not know that Shazam gave up crime fighting in comic books to be a defense attorney, I […]
Top 10 Signs that you picked the wrong flight
I am now officially on vacation in San Diego. Woohoo! To get here from lovely Fargo, ND I, of coarse had to fly in an airplane. No matter how many times I have done it, I never get used to flying. Here is the top 10 signs that you picked the wrong flight.
10. Your Stewardess […]
